Cocoa beans = Chocolate.
Chocolate = world peace and happiness.
Increase the demand for cocoa beans to produce delicious chocolate = a profitable business venture for countries where drug lords have been known to live.
Mean drug lords switch over to chocolate production and notice a vast improvement to their lives.
Dealers find they no longer can deal the "white stuff" but rather just the brown deliciousness. They realize they have been wasting their lives, turn things around, and start contributing to society.
World happiness increases.
Willy Wonka factories spring up all over.
Oompa-Loompas spend all day making yummy chocolate.
A young boy named Charlie finds a golden ticket and his life is changed when...oops sorry, got carried away.
To sum it up, the demand for chocolate overrides the demand for drugs. Chocolate becomes more valuable than crack.
Cocoa = good
Coca = bad
Thank you.
This has been a presentation of the future President of the United States. All questions should be forwarded to my press secretary @ katy2028@gmail.com.* Any inquiries about the events surrounding Charlie and the oompa-loompas should be taken to your local library. Ask for Roald Dahl.
*This is not an actual email address and I don't have a press secretary, yet.
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